Yikes. For the past, oh, 6 hours or so, I’ve had this error killing the site entirely:
Parse error: parse error, unexpected T_VARIABLE in /path/to/blog.inc on line 395
(Of course, if you tried to connect during that time, you’ll know what “/path/to” really is. It’s probably already cached in Google, damn it all.)
I’d forgotten the all-important semi-colon at the end of line 394. This comes about because I’d been making changes today, and like an idiot forgot to test the last upload I’d made before heading home. Stupid, stupid, stupid.