Okay, this is damn freaky. Apparently US scientists have succeeded in reanimating dead dogs—yup, bringing them back to life by replacing their blood, cooling them down, and shocking them with electricity.
They claim the zombie dogs are “perfectly normal, with no brain damage.” Riiiiiight.
There is no way I would trust a dog—or any animal really—to be normal again that died and was brought back to life like Frankenstein’s monster. I’ve seen Pet Sematary (just the movie; ironically it’s one of the few Stephen King novels I haven’t read), that just ain’t happenin’.
On the other hand, when I clicked through to the article I just about wet myself laughing so hard at the totally inappropriate stock photo they used…