These Santas are so wrong

SouthFlorida.com is running a photo gallery of kids scared of Santa Claus, which is gut-busting funny. (Really! I laughed out loud at a lot of these.) But some of these Santas are so messed up that I had to re-run them here. (But go check out the rest.)

Like this one…

Bad Santa!
Hard-drinkin’ Santa

Or this one:

Bad Santa!
America’s Most Wanted Santa

More…

Bad Santa!

Bad Santa!

Bad Santa!
Bank Robbery Gone Bad Santa

And while those are fun, what the hell is with these fake Santas?

Fake Santa!

Fake Santa!
Holy shit this freaks me out… it’s like Night of the Corn Santa or something

And finally, I think we have what qualifies as Worst Santa Ever:

Worst Santa Ever

Via Boing Boing.

2 thoughts on “These Santas are so wrong”

  1. i worked as a Santa’s Helper at a mall in L.A. In fact, i went back at Easter, and a couple more Christmases and Easters, because i enjoy the pain, i guess. I got this to say- you get several hundred kids in one place, and you deal with each of them and try to do it in a helpful and friendly manner, and you don’t look or feel so hot at the end of the day- which usually lasted 10 hours, and 12-14 on Christmas Eve. Worse than the kids? The parents. Oh my god, the parents.

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