What does he say?
I can’t believe I’ve never posted this, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time:
Get your mind out of the gutter. The only word being bleeped is “count.”
Some of these links aren’t as shiny-new as they were when I started this post, but even so:
The CDC’s zombie apocalypse preparedness plan: Yes, the CDC is all over the possibility of a zombie apocalypse. For real.
If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine).
Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn move trailer: I knew Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson were making a Tintin movie, but I didn’t realize just how OMGAWESOME it was going to be until I saw the trailer:
A frisky puppy left in a laundry room apparently sparked a northeast Bend house fire that almost claimed his life. Investigators said Friday the dog caused an aerosol can to discharge vapors that a water heater pilot light ignited, setting the room ablaze.
It’s like When Animals Attack, but weirder. Awesome.
As an aside, I really like the new NewsChannel 21 site. Barney done good!
Okay, this is kind of an awful story…
No, scratch that. It’s a story that seems like it should be awful, but I just can’t take it seriously. It just makes me laugh. I can’t help it: Mouse takes down house.
On Saturday, a Fort Sumner man’s home fell victim to a mouse fire.
Homeowner Luciano Mares said he caught a mouse inside his residence and discarded the creature in a pile of garden refuse he was burning on his property near the home.
“I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house,” he said.
The. Mouse. Was. On. Fire.
Update: Snopes debunks it. It almost happened, but the mouse was already dead.
Update #2: According to CNN, the story may be true after all:
Is that plausible? Fort Sumner Fire Chief Juan Chavez said Tuesday he thinks so.
“There’s no reason for him to lie about what he told us,” Chavez said. “I don’t doubt it at all.”
Okay, not so much really since it’s only the beginning of January, but go watch this. It’s surprisingly hilarious.
I warned you there was more coming.