Unlike other similar diversions which tell you such things as what character from the Matrix you would be, this site actually determines what your own name in the Matrix would be-- not the names of pre-existing characters, but all-new, original names!

I hacked this out over several evenings after a friend and I were joking about the Matrix and I thought having something come up with such a name would be a neat tool. So, here it is. Enjoy!

First, what is your gender?
Male Female

1) If you had to pick one, which TV show would you watch?
Masterpiece Theater
Everybody Loves Raymond
Enterprise
Samurai Jack
I would rather read the worst book ever written than watch the best TV show ever made

2) If you could be an animal, what would it be?
Dog
Tiger
Chimpanzee
Eagle
Dolphin

3) Which historical figure would you be?

Male:
Elvis Presley
Napoleon
Confucius
James Joyce
Leonardo da Vinci		Female:
Cleopatra
Joan of Arc
Marie Curie
Virginia Woolf
Simone Weil

4) How many fingers am I holding up?
1
2
There is no spoon
7
Thursday

5) What is your favorite outdoor activity?
Sports (football, baseball, etc.)
Hunting/Fishing
Camping
Hiking/Exploring
Gardening

Did you know Kevin Costner was considered for the role of Neo? Neither did I—until I read it here on UtterlyBoring.com! All the good stuff on Utterly Boring!