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Sometime in the distant past when I put the link to my Amazon wishlist here on the site, I wondered if it would actually inspire people to buy me stuff from it or if it was just a vanity move (I use that wishlist as much as a bookmark system as an actual list of things I'd like to buy someday). I figure it was mostly a vanity thing; I truly did not expect anyone to buy me anything from it.

So imagine my surprise when a package from Amazon came to the door, with the book Halting State (newly added to my wishlist) inside. At first it was real head-scratcher; I didn't remember at first that I had published the wishlist link and then I was confused because it listed me at an older mailing address (one of something like the 6(!) addresses that Amazon had on file that had slipped through the cracks) but had made it here anyhow.

(I know, I'm supposed to be out on the leading edge of this internet thing, right?)

Once I realized what had happened, I was astounded; a PHP developer named Dave Ross had found my PHP stemmer script and it had saved him a lot of work (his words) and in gratitude, he bought the book for me. I guess I was astounded because I put those PHP scripts online for free, and I enjoy helping people out who have questions about them and incorporating improvements that they send to me; it's an open source thing, I suppose, and I'm just glad I can put something out there that's useful to people, but the thought of compensation didn't occur to me in this case.

Okay, enough being naive, get to the point. Thank you, Dave, for the extremely generous gift. I'm glad I was (indirectly) able to help you out. And I hope I can repay the favor sometime in the future.

It's the gift economy. Sometimes it rears up and slaps you in the face. In a good way.

This is one of those over-the-top, for-the-person-who-has-everything, I-have-too-much-disposable-income type of things: The Ultimate Star Trek Collection on Amazon. It's insane:

• 212 discs
• All 5 TV series
• All 10 movies
• Commentary, interviews, documentaries, featurettes, deleted scenes, trailers, and more
• All for the whopping-low price of $2,499.99!

What a deal! Especially since you save $1,409.

Astute readers will notice that I now have Amazon related links (books, actually) on some entries (spun out of my Amazon's Web Services post). Hopefully they're not too intrusive; I have them limited to a max of three results right now, and they'll only show up on blog entries that I specifically keyword.

All done with Amazon's web services. It's not completely automatic, since I have to keyword the entry, but it beats looking up items by hand. Using the web service interface is extremely easy; simply build a URL and send the request to Amazon, and you'll get XML results. I'm using the excellent Snoopy PHP class for the communication piece, and PHP's built in XML parsing (using expat) to extract the information I want from the XML.

Some tips, after trial-and-error: Use a "Power" search in the Amazon request, especially if you have multiple keyword sets. An example might look like:

Power=keywords:(web services) or (xml) or (http programming)

The regular "Keyword" search turns useless after four or five words, it seems, and the "TextStream" search returned totally random results.

I played around with have the results sorted by rating ("reviewrank"), but dropped this because I was finding that older editions of the same book (hardcover vs. paperback, for example) might have a higher rating, but not actually be available. By dropping the sorting entirely, Amazon returns surprisingly relevant results.

The results can include images, all hosted on Amazon's servers. Use them! They come in three sizes.

And finally, pick your keywords carefully. Or you'll get some weird, totally unrelated items.

I've been playing around with Amazon's web services because in my quest to make money off my blogs (quixotic? I don't know yet), I thought it would be interesting to implement book recommendations based on keywords pulled from individual blog entries.

What got me thinking about this is that my Amazon associate links have already generated three orders from books I've linked to (two from The Brew Site and one from here), which kind of surprised me since I haven't had the Amazon affiliation for very long. But I don't really want to spend all my time writing about books just to generate clickthroughs—seems to go too far on the "shill" side of things—so I figured I go more the route of the Google AdSense ads: automatically generating results from content.

The web services are pretty straightforward, though I have to wonder why the PDF documention you can download is over 400 pages long. Holy crap! Instead, I did a quick read through the HTML version they have and picked up enough in a half hour to get started.

So, you might start seeing Amazon recommendations appearing on the individual entry pages. It'll be an experiment; if I don't like how they work, I'll pull them.

Just WTF is up with Amazon.com this evening? I'm trying to place an order and I keep getting a "We're Sorry!" message every other page load:

An error occurred when we tried to process your request. Rest assured, we're working to resolve the problem as soon as possible. If you were trying to make a purchase, please check Your Account to confirm that the order was placed. We apologize for the inconvenience.

It's totally unusable and just completely pissing me off.

Heh. You can tell I have a lot of patience for this sort of thing, eh?

One of the big online stories over the past couple of days is Amazon.com's weeklong glitch that "suddenly revealed the identities of thousands of people who had anonymously posted book reviews" (New York Times article here). Turns out a lot of what was revealed was that authors were anonymously writing glowing reviews of their own books, and getting family and friends to do so too—and conversely, anonymously panning rivals' books. This "glitch" exposed a bigger issue:

...many people say Amazon's pages have turned into what one writer called "a rhetorical war," where friends and family members are regularly corralled to write glowing reviews and each negative one is scrutinized for the digital fingerprints of known enemies.

Amazon called this "an unfortunate error." Yeah, right.

Consider: these "anonymous" reviewers are not anonymous at all, Amazon clearly tracks who they really are and can, at any given time, follow exactly who is saying what about any book. Confronted with the questionable antics of these reviewers and the growing "rhetorical war," I know what I would do to try to put a stop to it. (Here's a hint: it's basically the same thing that happened to Amazon.)