May 16, 2007

Hey Z21...

Could you try not to ruin whatever TV show is currently broadcasting by cutting in with no warning to report on tepid election results? I mean really, that's just inept; every other station is able to scroll the election results in a marquee on the bottom of the screen, or even shrinks the main program picture to show off the fancy graphics of same. In fact, you used to do that! What gives?

So barring the technical ability to scroll a text overlay, maybe you could do the special reporting thing during a commercial, or at least some time when I'm not missing key points to the plot of "Law & Order." Both shows.

Yeah. Just a little irritating. Especially considering that the "news" of the election results was so lackluster (I already said "tepid") that it could have waited until the 11 o'clock news anyway.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by jon at 12:12 AM


January 30, 2007

Making lunch (a vignette)

Making lunches for the next day: my daughter's, then my own. My daughter's is simple: peanut butter and honey, carrot sticks, CapriSun, GoGurt, cheddar cheese sandwich crackers. Oh yeah, throw some candy for dessert in, too. Pack it all up in the Barbie cooler.

Start on mine. Bologna and cheese on wheat, very original. Retrieve from the fridge: mayonnaise, dijon mustard, bread. Pause, then queue up some Journey on the computer. The kitchen is apparently in need of rock ballads tonight.

Highway run
Into the midnight sun
Wheels go 'round and 'round
You're on my mind

Sandwich comes together. Set it aside, back to the fridge. Carrots, celery... celery is droopy, good thing it's the last of it.

Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it

Oddly appropriate music to chop veggies to. Careful of the fingers, the carrot is rolling a bit. Now, cottage cheese or yogurt?

Streetlights, people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night

Cottage cheese. It's the big container, Costco-sized but not from Costco. Scoop some into the tupperware-that-isn't-tupperware plastic bowl, snap a lid on it. Pack it all up into my lunch cooler (soft-walled), then grab an orange while Steve Perry tells me to Don't stop believin'.

Lunch is ready.

Posted by jon at 11:10 PM


January 4, 2007

Where is the time going?

Time has been passing too quickly lately. Seriously. Where has it been going? I keep finding myself surprised to discover that something I thought happened just last year was really three years ago, for instance, or that I've been at my current job for four years, and it doesn't seem nearly that long.

Part of it is that I get older, the passing of time seems to speed up. My grandmother used to say this all the time, and while (as a kid) I knew the truth of this, I never really knew the truth of it, you know? I'm not sure that's possible when you're young; time seemed to pass so slowly then.

(And yet, here I am now, stuck in the present like always.)

I don't mean to imply that I'm depressed about my age, or anything like that. It was more of a fleeting observation that I wanted to write down—without sounding too maudlin. Perhaps I'll have more to write about this at a later time...

Posted by jon at 11:57 PM


November 29, 2006

What's shakin'?

Yes, I'm aware I haven't posted much here on chuggnutt.com lately. I've been focusing most of my writing energy on The Brew Site and Hack Bend recently, since I keep thinking of topical things for those blogs and I really don't want to become a caricature of myself with "Lost" rants.

Aside from that, here's a loosely-presented list of things that have been happening:

Thanksgiving was very nice, and low-key. We did the expected big dinner at my parents' house, though we weren't a big crowd. We made some excellent pumpkin pies with a gingerbread graham cracker crust. (Gingerbread graham crackers. Seriously. Rachael Ray is on the box.)

I hung outdoor Christmas lights on the house the day after Thanksgiving. The cold air gave me a bit of a cold.

The day after that consisted of generously picking up weary travelers Shannon and Brian from the Redmond Airport; Shannon confessed a creepy desire to pummel saguaro cacti. Whack job. :)

The two recent books I've read/are reading are Stephen Baxter's Manifold: Time and Manifold: Space. I think Time is the better written of the two, where he actually builds characterizations (mostly; he's not as strong here as some writers) for his cast, whereas in Space they feel more like mouthpieces or conveniences. Maybe he just got lazy, since he's sort of continuing the main character's story, and didn't feel necessary to rehash... or not. I don't know. They're full of interesting concepts, nonetheless.

When I get a chance (which isn't often), I've been thoroughly enjoying "Secret Weapons Over Normandy" for the PlayStation 2. That game completely rocks. I didn't think I'd like it as much as I do; I think a big part of that is the relatively simple controls used.

(Yes, that's me: I need simple video game controls. I'm retro that way.)

Anything else? Um... working. Nothing interesting to report there.

Posted by jon at 11:45 PM


October 29, 2006

Best. Party. EVAR!!!!!11!1

C'mon, with a title like that, how could it not be?

"It" being the Halloween party we went to last night. Costumes, booze, food, and friends. And a giant inflatable Scooby Doo. (Yes, it was this same Scooby.)  Although this year, perhaps the title of this post should be, "Oh my God, they killed Scooby! Those bastards!"

Yes, that's right: somebody killed Scooby Doo.

See, when Scooby disappeared from the back deck (where he was leering in the window this year), the assumption was the thing had deflated. Somebody suggested that Scooby had, indeed, been killed, but I thought it was just the running gag. Until Scooby's giant deflated plastic corpse was discovered lying in a pool of blood with a large knife in the neck.

(I think this Family Guy clip applies here. I've been looking for an excuse to link to that.)

I knew I had been beating that dead horse into the ground, but I had no idea it would incite a murderous crime of passion...

That was a good party.

Those bastards!

Posted by jon at 10:45 PM


September 9, 2006

Diversion

We got the minivan back from the shop this week, and today I had the distinct pleasure of attending a diversion class for the ticket I had received (you all remember my accident, right?) The diversion class was the kind with the driving simulator—whenever you're involved in an accident this is the type of class you get. It ran from nine until about three.

The class by itself was just fine; full of information and videos about traffic safety, etc. Definitely worth it to get the ticket expunged from the record. The simulators, though, they were something else...

...as in, really old technology. I'm quite sure they were state-of-the-art fifteen years ago, but in this day and age they just seem, well, sad. Seriously, these are circa early- to mid-nineties units; the "simulators" are basically adjustable seats with the simplest possible console you can imagine: steering wheel, ignition, speedometer, and indicator lights for the program. Gas and brake pedals. Gear shift (for an automatic) and emergency brake.

Everyone sits in these consoles and watches a screen where the "simulation" is projected from—I kid you not—laserdisc. Laserdisc! Aside from thrift stores, I haven't seen a live laserdisc player since the late 80s. And it's just a movie, basically, no real interaction—you simply "drive" the console in accordance with what's on the screen, and the indicator lights flash if there was an error of some sort (too fast or slow, no turn signal, etc.).

All very basic. Embarrassingly so.

Modern video game systems are more advanced than this. In fact, with how affordable technology is these days, there's almost no reason you couldn't put together a simulator out of a PlayStation or Xbox, cheap LCD monitor, and driving controls (which I've seen for racing games), and have the entire system come in for well under $1000.

Laserdisc! I'm still shaking my head.

Posted by jon at 11:42 PM


September 6, 2006

Pets are expensive

Our Labor Day weekend itself was decent enough overall, but Sunday night we had to take our oldest cat to the emergency pet hospital because he'd been acting weird all day, and by the evening was seemingly in serious pain. Turned out he had stones in his bladder and was all blocked up.

Since our regular vet wouldn't be open until Tuesday morning, the cat stayed at the emergency hospital from Sunday night through Tuesday morning (about 36 hours), receiving treatment. Tuesday my wife transferred him to our regular vet, and they performed surgery to remove the stones that day.

Recovery Tuesday night, and again tonight. Probably home tomorrow. But all this adds up to another hefty bill. Pets are expensive. I'm beginning to wonder if we should have insurance policies taken out on them.

And before anyone thinks I'm totally cynical, the cat is doing just fine. He's 13 years old, but remarkably healthy otherwise.

Posted by jon at 10:29 PM


August 30, 2006

In the air

I don't know what it is, exactly, but these last few days really seem like summer is done and autumn is just starting. No, it's not the colder weather we had today... perhaps it's like Jennifer's husband said, about the quality of light changing so that it looks like fall.

Actually I think that's a large part of it. The days are shorter and the sun has been shifting southward again, and the light has a fall quality to it. I can smell it in the air, too. Something crisp. It feels like the harvest season, or at least feels like it should be.

And then school's starting on Tuesday... both are kids are in this year (first grade and kindergarden). That plays a factor, I'm sure.

So, even though we officially have nearly another month of summer remaining, it seems to me that it is now (informally) the beginning of autumn.

Did everyone remember to bring in or cover their plants tonight?

Posted by jon at 11:37 PM


July 15, 2006

Cowboy Dinner Tree

Tonight my wife and I are driving down to Silver Lake to eat at the Cowboy Dinner Tree. This is actually something we've wanted to try out for years, but it was this article in the Bend Bulletin which finally prompted us to make reservations.

Probably the best description I could give is one I'll lift from the Bulletin article:

The Cowboy Dinner Tree, about 85 miles from Bend, is about as rustic as a restaurant can get. Made of rough poles and barn planks, the building itself has the look of a hermit's cabin. A sign on the wall proclaims "No electricity - No credit cards - No kidding," and it's not. A 12-volt solar-powered battery provides the juice for a couple of bare light bulbs in the dining room, but when the sun sets, the lights dim. All the food is cooked from scratch with propane.

When you make your reservations, you get the choice of either the steak or the chicken for dinner. And their serious about they're food; when they say chicken, they mean a whole chicken. And the steaks are 26 to 30 ounces. That's almost two pounds of steak!

Should be an experience, one I'll write about sometime in the near future, if I'm not comatose from that much red meat.

Posted by jon at 10:13 AM


July 5, 2006

How I spent...

Yeah, it's one of those "How I spent" posts, inspired by Shannon's this time. Only I'll confine mine to my super-busy holiday weekend.

Saturday, my wife and daughter went to Sisters with my mother for the rock and gem show. They do this every year, it's tradition. While they were gone, my son and I returned a bunch of cans and bottles to Safeway, went to the library, and stopped by the homebrew shop so I could pick up ingredients for a batch of beer and a wine kit for my wife.

A highlight of the homebrew shop: my soon-to-be-five-year-old son asking when we could leave because he didn't like this store... I guess not enough toys? Too creepy for kids? I got a chuckle out of it.

When the others got back, my daughter went home with my mother to have a sleepover, and the rest of us went back to town to check out the Saturday market, get some ice cream, and then head home again. For dinner it was Cibelli's Pizza (had to go pick it up).

Sunday it was off to Albertson's to return some more bottles and cans, return some movies, and run to Bi-Mart. I transplanted a bunch of plants (one of my hop plants, several tomatoes, a couple of beans). In the afternoon we went out to my parents' place for dinner and to pick up our daughter. It was a hot enough day that I took the kids over to Reynolds Pond and we played in the water a bit.

I took Monday off from work, and it was a big homebrew day that I had planned with my friend Paul. After going out to breakfast at McKay Cottage, we spent a good part of the day brewing, and then the afternoon and evening turned into an impromptu barbecue and party with Paul and his wife, Shannon and Brian, and Simone and her husband. The day was punctuated with the power going out all over town (only about a half hour for us, though I heard other people were out for hours), lighting off fireworks that Simone's husband had brought over, and a friendly poker game.

That night at 12:30 AM, someone rang our doorbell. I, however, slept through it, and only woke when my wife, er, woke me. Muzzy-headed with alcohol and sleep, all I knew was that the dog was barking in the middle of the night so I yelled at him to stop, only to find out he was actually performing a service for once... hilarity ensues. I stumbled around in the dark for a while, only wanting to go back to bed, my wife called the police to notify them of the "ding dong ditch" (a name I'm quite sure I'd never heard before then), and left the closet light on all night. I didn't get a very good night's sleep.

Tuesday the Fourth found us getting up and ready to go to the Pet Parade. After the Parade (we hung out there with Shannon and Brian), we wandered the park checking out the booths and food they have every year (festival-style), and then checked out the library's book sale. (Scored a stack of books for only $4!) In the afternoon we were back out to my parents' place for dinner and fireworks, and then when we got back home we did a few more fireworks when it got dark, and then watched the (in)famous Pilot Butte fireworks show. We have a pretty good view of that from our lawn.

And that, in a not-so-small nutshell, was our holiday weekend. Sometime I'd just like to relax for a day or two, you know?

Posted by jon at 11:53 PM


May 26, 2006

Offline for Memorial Day

Just a quick note to let everyone know that I'll be offline for the Memorial Day weekend—through Tuesday, actually. Hopefully everyone has a safe and fun holiday weekend!

Posted by jon at 11:04 PM


May 19, 2006

Shannon's quote this week

I had to wait a bit, but Shannon's got another quote of the week: "i think i need some higher goals in life like buying a house or putting money away for retirement but for now, i just want to be a dancing bunny."

Posted by jon at 11:39 PM


April 26, 2006

I forgot!

I'm pretty sure I had something cool I wanted to blog about today, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. I'm having a Moment.

In the meantime, enjoy Shannon's latest quote of the week: "i wish i knew how to roller blade and could beat up people because i'd totally want to be a roller girl." T-shirt fodder! Yes, I laughed.

I'm also working on a big blog entry that should be up in a day or two. It's a beginning of something bigger that I've been lazy to start. Be warned!

Posted by jon at 11:34 PM


April 4, 2006

01:02:03 04/05/06

By now most of the world has passed the once-in-a-century date and time sequence of "01:02:03 04/05/06". And you thought Daylight Savings Time was big news!

Yeah, right.

I think the anchor on NBC Nightly News tonight summed it up best: Perhaps it's more notable that someone thought that up in the first place...

Posted by jon at 11:07 PM


February 26, 2006

Trivia Bee

Last night we did something different (and fun): we went out to the Tower Theatre and I participated in The Education Foundation's Trivia Bee. Sadly, our team didn't make the best showing; of the 12 questions we had (there were 12 questions per round, and six rounds, with seven different three-person teams per round), we trailed along in last place for the first half-dozen or so questions, then finally pulled it out in the end... to tie last place with a few of the other teams. :)

It was a lot of fun, though, and we weren't the worst team of the night, so we weren't totally irredeemable. Although I have to say, some of the rounds seemed to have far easier questions than our round... and at least one was harder, so it could've been worse!

Anyone else go last night?

Posted by jon at 1:18 PM


February 20, 2006

Whirlwind weekend

It feels like a Sunday, not like we had a three-day weekend, that's how busy everything's been.

Saturday we were up and out the door by 7:30am on our way to McMinnville. We had a first birthday party to attend: close friends of ours who had asked us to be their son's guardians (should the need arise), so off we went. We made good time over the pass, despite the bitter cold and snow warnings here in Bend—in reality we had sunny blue skies and nearly spotless roads.

Some sidenotes. McMinnville is pretty much right in the heart of Oregon wine country; we saw many signs for wineries on the way there and the way back, including the Eola Hills Winery, though we really didn't have the time to stop at any. McMinnville itself is a town of just over 30,000, about half the size of Bend, and has a cute little historic downtown. Also, the locals refer to it as "Mack."

Anyway, the party was fun, we hung out and visited with our friends that evening, and had lunch with them the next day before heading for home. Over the pass this time we had to nearly stop for an accident at Lost Lake, but we missed this one by about half an hour. Traffic was backed up for three hours at that one.

Those made for some long days. To top that off, my in-laws have been in town, and have been entertained as well. So things have just been busy. And tiring.

Could I have another day off? To catch up? Anyone?

Posted by jon at 10:42 PM


February 13, 2006

The one about the weekend

Nothing grand to report, but somehow we managed to fill up the weekend.

Friday night after work we had dinner at the excellent La Rosa, over on the west side. Afterward, we meandered around Wal-Mart and Shopko looking for gifts for birthday parties are kids were invited to. Exciting, right? When we got home and put the kids to bed, I cleaned bottles for the batch of pumpkin ale I had in the pantry.

Saturday, we made Valentines cookies (heart-shaped sugar cookies, of course). Later on, my daugher went to one of the afore-mentioned birthday parties, and soon after some old friends that we hadn't seen in five or so years came over. These were friends from the homebrew club we had back in the day, but they moved to Eugene and we just fell out of touch. But, they moved back to Bend recently, and we're reconnecting.

These are friends that are really into beer and homebrewing, so needless to say I drank entirely too much Saturday night and we had a great time. No ill effects, though, except for a minor headache when I woke up this morning. Good thing, too! I feel like I dodged a bullet. :)

Sunday (today) the kids frosted the Valentines cookies and I bottled up the pumpkin ale. The rest of the day was fairly mellow; we relaxed, and went to my parents' house for dinner.

And I have to mention the gorgeous un-February-like weather. Sunny, mid-50s, fantastic. It probably won't last, but that's okay, it is still winter, technically.

Posted by jon at 12:06 AM


February 5, 2006

No clever title

In case you were wondering why I suddenly dropped off the radar, it's because Thursday I came home from work feeling achy and tired and running an elevated temperature of 100 degrees or so. Went to bed, skipping dinner, slept more-or-less through the night, and got up Friday feeling better—not perfect, but well enough to try going to work. I'd still been slightly elevated when I awoke—99 degrees or so—but that subsided.

Still, felt mostly under the weather Friday, even when it came to the "mandatory" work meeting that was held at, of all places, McMenamins—with free beer. Feeling a bit out of it meant only nursing a single (free! damn it) beer for the better part of an hour.

Friday night I went to bed early (for me), avoiding the computer. Saturday was kind of a "recovery" day (how I approached it, anyway... got a lot of reading done) and we had some friends from out of town visiting, who we met at the Deschutes Brewery for dinner. We were visiting until about 10:30, and I was tired enough to head to bed without hitting the computer. (Tell the truth, it's kind of liberating to not feel like having to plunk down in front of it and catch up on all the news and blogs and email.)

Today I had to replace the (same) computer's power supply... perhaps it's an omen of some kind?

Posted by jon at 11:06 PM


January 23, 2006

A new car! (In my best Price is Right voice)

Yep, that's what we did over the weekend: bought a new (used) car. The time had finally come to retire the pickup.

We got a 2004 Hyundai Sonata, very good condition with low miles. It's pretty nice. I'm now cruising around Central Oregon in style.

Posted by jon at 11:54 PM


January 6, 2006

'05 retrospective (personal)

So, now I'm looking back over 2005 from my own standpoint. It was a busy, eventful year.

Last January I buckled down and began eating healthy in order to lose weight. That was enormously successful—and satisfying—as I lost 40 pounds. So far I've kept it off, and plan to keep it off. My next goal in this vein should be to get into shape; yes, I've lost the weight, but I definitely need to start exercising. Realistic? Knowing me, it could go either way.

Also last January I narrowly missed being selected for a jury. Of the one week I was on call for jury duty, I only got called in that first day, and ultimately wasn't selected. It was the first time I'd ever had jury duty.

I wrote about it, but I didn't get fired for blogging.

Memorial Day weekend, I put together a playground. Almost. I find it notable because I think it's the largest thing I've ever built.

It was a year for travel. We made it to Portland a few times, but our big trips were the Alaskan cruise and our week in Florida.

The cruise vacation marked not only the first time I'd been on a cruise, but also the first time in Canada and Alaska. That was quite a trip: we drove to Vancouver, B.C., stopping to visit friends in the Seattle area each way. And Alaska was amazing... I'd definitely go back.

Florida was flat and humid. The trip was worth it, though, and we made it out ahead of Hurricane Wilma.

I also did an overnight trip to Walla Walla, Washington, for work. First time there, too; I rather liked it, except for going during the hottest part of the summer.

I lost my cat. That was one of the hardest, worst things to happen in many years.

And, we got a new cat. A kitten, actually. That's fine, I don't really have an opinion on it one way or another, it is what it is. Better a cat than a dog, though. I'm so not a dog person.

Posted by jon at 9:35 PM


January 2, 2006

It's the 2nd already!

No, my title doesn't really have to do with anything... I just thought I'd use the first thing that popped to mind when I started this entry. This is pretty much a plain-vanilla blog entry, with some ramblings about books and such.

I've been reading Green Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson lately, getting close to the end. It and Red Mars—great books. I'm not sure if I'm going to start reading Blue Mars (the final book in the trilogy) right away, or start something else; I've been anxious to start Quicksilver, of Neal Stephenson's Baroque Cycle, but that's a monster book in its own right... Plus, I'm halfway through How the Mind Works, by Stephen Pinker, and that's pretty interesting stuff, too.

What's sad awesome is I went and bought a bunch more books with my gift card and Christmas money. I'd better get reading!

I'll have some more 2005 wrap-up stuff written tomorrow, too. And I'll do another "Chuggnutt Zeitgeist" chock-full of stats and trivia. Perfect for all the navel gazers out there. Executive summary: traffic was up from 2004. Nice, eh?

Posted by jon at 11:44 PM


December 23, 2005

My birthday is one of the "Lost" numbers...

So yeah, it's my birthday today. Just thought I'd let everyone know.

I get the day off from work, too. Score!

Posted by jon at 7:53 AM


December 6, 2005

Throwing a party

I haven't posted anything lately because I'm still recovering from this past weekend. You see, we threw a big party.

This is the year both of my parents are turning 60, so myself and my two brothers decided earlier in the year that we were going to invite all their oldest friends and throw a surprise party for them. Somehow, we pulled it off; even with the unexpected weather, we had a lot of the guests show up (some were coming over the mountain passes and couldn't make it), and everything went off without a hitch.

We rented the Parish House at the Old St. Francis School, and that turned out to be the perfect place for a party—not only were we able to accomodate everyone that showed up, but my parents, my brother and his wife, and two old friends were able to stay the night. McMenamins was really accomodating, too, even though we didn't have them cater the party; we used Costco for all the food and drink.

So, my brother and sister-in-law got to town Thursday afternoon (from San Diego), keeping a low profile so as not to ruin the surprise (we don't see them very often, obviously). Friday I left work at noon and we ran around getting ready for the party, and then Saturday was the big day. Getting the food, decorating the cottage, setting everything up, and then getting my parents down there without telling them what was up. (They knew something was up—we'd cryptically told them to clear the calendar for the weekend and to meet us at our house Saturday late afternoon.)

They never saw it coming.

It was awesome. Tell the truth, I'm a little surprised we were able to pull something like this off. We'd been planning for months, plenty of opportunity for it to get out, but it didn't. I'd never tried to organize a big party like that before, but all went well.

And renting the cottage at McMenamins turned out to be a great move; it was cheaper that many of the other spaces we looked at (conference/banquet rooms in hotels, for example), and it was perfect for anyone needing to spend the night—we weren't on a time schedule to get out of there. There's enough of a kitchen to be useful (no stove or microwave though), and if you wanted to get out for a smoke, or a drink, or fresh air, you can just step out the back and step into O'Kane's or stay by the outdoor fire they had going. I'd recommend it for anyone looking to do something similar.

Sunday we cleaned up and went out to my parents' house with all the leftover food and alcohol and got together with the family again before my brother and his wife had to leave Monday. By that night, winding down, I could feel it creeping up on me: this weekend kicked my ass. Yesterday I was feeling really run down and dragging at work, today is the same but not so bad.

But don't get me wrong—it was totally worth it and I'd do it again, in a heartbeat. One of the best weekends, ever.

Posted by jon at 10:20 AM


October 24, 2005

Back from Florida; local happenings

We're back from Florida none the worse for wear; we actually got back Saturday late, missing hurricane Wilma by two days. As my friend Kerry said, ironic that the one time we should pick to visit Florida, the biggest storm ever tracked starts building up nearby.

Florida was... flat and humid. No, really.

Well, it was. Anyway, we had a good time. My wife's grandparents have a swimming pool (of course) so we spent a lot of time in it. And of course we drove up to Disney World for a few days (three and a half hours each way), that was a trip; it's utterly mind-boggling just how big Disney World is. We only had time to visit the Magic Kingdom (which is basically all of Disney Land), and part of Epcot.

Some general Florida observations, from an outsider: what's up with drivers there? Nobody uses turn signals! And apparently they'll hit-and-run other cars in parking lots (which seemed to happen to us— borrowing the grandparents' car— on our mini-trip to Disney) all the time, we're told. Also, everywhere you go— and I mean everywhere— there's air conditioning. All the time. Many times we were in restaurants and it was too cold— people were wearing sweaters or jackets. Not what you expect to see in Florida, of all places.

Didn't see any gators (in the wild, anyway). I was kind of hoping.

Meanwhile, it's interesting to note some of the local goings-on while we were away:

  • There was an E. coli outbreak at McGrath's; Bulletin story here, Bend.com here. Damn, I knew there was a reason I'm always resisting going to eat there... What really worries me though is the Bulletin's article states, "No changes in McGrath's operating procedure were suggested"— say what? Yeah, I'm done.
  • More information has come to light regarding Deschutes County Commissioner Tom DeWolf's sex abuse scandal: details from the investigation reveal that he allegedly put his hand down two separate women's pants and groped their genitals. Bulletin story here, Bend.com story here. Not surprisingly, DeWolf is resigning. His statement is here. Not really much more to say, other than I'm not really surprised. That's some seriously stupid shit to do, Tom.

Anything exciting anybody wants to tell me about?

Posted by jon at 11:47 PM


October 1, 2005

The wedding

Ah, yesterday was a good day: Shannon and Brian ("the boy") got married. Weddings are fun. This one was perfect: the ceremony was short and the party was long :).

I actually got carded when getting a beer. Me! I've got gray in my beard and everything. I had to smile. "I just need to make sure you're over the mark," said the woman. "I'm well over the mark," I replied.

Nahh, it's all good. Congrats to the newly hitched.

Posted by jon at 11:26 PM


September 19, 2005

What I did over the weekend

With summer nearly gone and school started, it seemed appropriate to have one of those "what I did" posts, but I'm not ambitious enough to talk about much beyond the weekend. :)

And even then, Saturday was the only day really worth writing about, Sunday was a lazy day. So let's see, on Saturday we had kindergarten soccer—made all the more exciting by the fact that most of the kindergarteners have no real idea of competition. But they have a lot of fun, so that's good. The weather this weekend was much better than the weekend before, but with fall nearly here, who knows how long that will last.

Saturday night I went to a bachelor party for Shannon's soon-to-be husband. Nothing unusual to report, it was a night of drinking at Stars and I kept my alcohol intake down and left earlier than the rest of the guys (all four of them). A later night than I'm normally used to.

No hangover or anything, either. I doubt I could say the same about the groom, though.

And that about wraps it up.

Posted by jon at 11:54 PM


September 13, 2005

Link odds-n-ends

Scanning through my Bloglines Clippings list, found a few items that I'd probably been meaning to point to but hadn't gotten to yet.

Posted by jon at 1:23 PM


September 7, 2005

Season of change

Change, indeed. Today was our eldest's first day of kindergarten. Huge transition! She'll be riding a bus and everything. She attends in the afternoon; our youngest is in a new preschool, attends in the mornings, five days a week (at the old preschool it was only three). The schedule change is still taking some getting used to, I think.

The whole household dynamic is different since our cat died. It feels that way to me, at least; things seems shifted, somehow, at angles to the way they were before.

We painted the kids' rooms this past weekend, changing from the rather bland "toasted almond" that came with the house to more vibrant blues, purples and pinks. The difference is striking.

And of course it's that time of year again—the weather's changing; you can feel the autumn coming in the air. The days are getting shorter. It's definitely feeling like fall to me.

So this seems to be the month of change. What's next?

Posted by jon at 11:51 PM


August 29, 2005

Back from vacation

Yep, home again, home again. Actually we got home yesterday (Sunday), but it's taken me two days just to get started catching up on email and stuff. Anyway, it was one hell of a vacation! Internet access was spotty to none for most of the trip (you could pay 50 cents a minute for access from the ship that was little better than dial-up when it worked), so it turned into an offline sabbatical.

I imagine I'll post some pictures and stories in the coming days. Right now though I'm still catching up, and decompressing. It was back to work today, which always sucks after a long vacation.

Posted by jon at 11:47 PM


August 17, 2005

The Vacation

Wednesday (today, even though it's only 12:30 am) is the start of our big vacation: 12 days worth. It's the longest vacation we've had in... ever, maybe. So my offline status may extend a bit, even though we're taking the laptop with us. Though with internet access, who knows...

What are we doing? Well, prepare to be jealous: We're going on an Alaskan cruise. Yep! It's my in-laws 35th wedding anniversary, so they're taking the family on a cruise. Nice, huh?

Told you you'd be jealous :).

We'll be stopping in Seattle first for a couple of days, to visit some old friends (we're driving to Vancouver, B.C. for the cruise itself), so all in all it's going to be a very busy vacation. If I have time to blog, I may do so. Or maybe not! It might get really quiet around here if I'm gone for nearly two weeks.

If I'm not around, try reading some of our other local blogs. Or check out Wikipedia, they've got some good stuff there.

Posted by jon at 12:42 AM


August 12, 2005

Going offline

Starting tomorrow (er, today... Friday), I'm gonna be offline. We're going camping for the family reunion all weekend. It'll be nice to unplug for a while.

And nice to be camping, too. It's one of those things I really like to do, but only ever do it once a year—yep, at the family reunion. Which is fine, but it always turns into such a production... it'd be nice sometime to throw a bunch of gear in the car and just go, maybe take more time than a weekend, and just... I don't know, decompress maybe.

But I'll take what I can get. We'll have a great time, we've got a really good campsite this year, it's gonna be good.

Posted by jon at 12:25 AM


August 8, 2005

Walla Walla

I'm in Walla Walla tonight, on the road for work. My company purchased a house up here and needed to get a computer and WiFi set up. It's kind of a cool deal, the house is available to employees spending time up here—business takes a priority, but it's open to anyone who wants to take a weekend in Walla Walla also.

So, in addition to getting the stuff done I came to do, I also stopped at Three Rivers Winery and bought some wine to take home, and had dinner at the Mill Creek Brewpub (and wrote a review of it on The Brew Site).

Back home tomorrow. In case anyone's wondering, it was a five hour drive from Bend, counting a few reststops. I'll have more to write about the drive and Walla Walla tomorrow night, probably.

Posted by jon at 10:26 PM


Deschutes County Fair

Spent half a day Saturday at the county fair, which was both good and bad. The bad part was that it was hot—damn hot—and expensive. The good part is that it's the Fair and we had fun—and we got there when they opened so we didn't have to deal with the crowds and lines like Chris did.

You know what I like best about the fair? The livestock and the crafts. The stuff the fair is actually supposed to be about: showing your animals, or your goods, and the competition between those things. I particularly like the poultry exhibit, probably because we raised chickens growing up. I enjoy viewing the rest of the livestock, some more than others (the sheep are just "eh"), but the birds are the best.

The canned, prepared, or grown foods are highlights, too. I particularly like the beer and wine showings; there's never many anymore, but it's still cool. I remember when I entered my homebrew in the fair some years back; I brought home several ribbons. That was cool.

The kids loved the rides, of course. I could personally do without: they're expensive and you have to wait too long in the heat. I remember liking the rides well enough when I was younger, I think; at least, the "boring" stuff I described above didn't interest me. I wonder at what point that changed...

All good fun. I even won some stuffed toys for the kids at the midway games. Know the secret to winning those games? They're easy; the secret part is how much each individual game costs! That's how they get you. If you want to win a big prize, you basically need to shell out $16-32 per game (assuming you win each "throw" you buy). That's some crazy economy of scale, right there.

All in all, a good, tiring time was had. Maybe next year I'll brew some beer to enter in the fair; my wife is convinced that if I'd entered my pumpkin ale, I would have won first prize. Possibly. But that's what next year is for.

Posted by jon at 12:11 AM


August 3, 2005

One year ago tomorrow

A year ago tomorrow, I had a photo shoot with the Bulletin (along with Jake and Chris) for a big article on local blogging that ran a week later. Amazing, that was a whole year ago.

Posted by jon at 11:03 PM


July 27, 2005

The one Shannon didn't want to read...

Eh, it wasn't that bad. We had our picnic dinner in the park with Shannon and Simone, at the farmer's market. I'm rethinking this whole "blogger meetup" thing though since only Shannon, Simone, and myself ever get together... if someone else wants to organize a blogger deal, I'll come, but I'm done trying to put something together. For now, anyway.

The blogworthy part of the evening (the part Shannon didn't want to read... or maybe she did, I'm not sure) was Shannon's skirt. She's wearing a just-above-the-knee orange skirt and we're all sitting on the grass (my family's there, too), and what happens when you're wearing a short skirt and sitting on the ground? Yah, it rides up and every time you shift you have to make sure you're not flashing the person sitting across from you. Which was me.

Do you know how hard it is to not see up someone's skirt in that situation? Well, I didn't see anything—I almost did, once or twice—but at some point Shannon realized that I was studiously looking elsewhere whenever she'd start shifting around and caught herself just in time. It turned into the joke afterward, but no, I wasn't trying to see if she was going commando or not.

See what kind of fun y'all miss out on? :)

Update: No, Shannon wasn't doing anything on purpose... it was just an unfortunate arrangement. See, this is why I don't wear skirts...

Posted by jon at 11:27 PM


July 7, 2005

Lurker Day

Shannon did a lurker day on her blog a couple of weeks ago and said I should do one, too. Okay!

Since it's nearly midnight, let's call Friday "Lurker Day" on chuggnutt.com! If you lurk on my site, make a comment! I'd love to hear from you. Even if you've made comments before :). And, I'll shamelessly steal Shannon's Lurker Day questions for myself:

1. Who are you?
2. How did you find this blog?
3. Why do you come back?

Posted by jon at 11:57 PM


June 21, 2005

Almost seemed like a long weekend

Seemed long because we had so much going on. Friday night my wife and I stayed at the Pine Ridge Inn here in town for an early anniversary trip (my mother stayed with the kids). While having dinner at Cork Friday night, I happened to see an old friend walk by the window, and this was about as unlikely an encounter as it gets: this is someone I knew and worked with in Spokane, back in the mid-90s, whom I haven't seen in nearly five years, and currently lives near Seattle. So when I first saw him (and his wife and son) walk by the window of a restaurant in downtown Bend, at first I thought I'd had too much wine.

Turns out they came down for the weekend, pretty much spur-of-the-moment, and hadn't had a chance to call us yet.

Saturday we checked out the Saturday Market (pretty small around here), then hit the Bite of Bend. We hooked up with our friends again there, and made plans to have Father's Day dinner at our place with my family. Of course, we had to go shopping to get everything we needed, so we picked up the kids, hit Costco and Safeway, and had a quick dinner at Subway.

As to the Bite of Bend, I'll write up a mini-review after this.

Sunday, Father's Day. Nice, leisurely day, except for all the house cleaning in preparation for having everyone over. Everyone had a good time, even when the massive storm hit (we were barbecuing, wouldn't you know). Rain, hail and thunder—it hailed so much that there were still drifts in the backyard hours later. And actually the rain pretty much stopped by the time I was out cooking on the grill, so it was no big deal.

So yeah, it definitely felt like we had a long weekend. After leaving work on Friday, I didn't get on the computer at all (except to shut it down) the entire weekend, til work on Monday... that was kind of nice. Kind of a mini-vacation from it all.

But, back to it.

Posted by jon at 3:29 PM


June 7, 2005

It only seems like I'm burned out on blogging...

But I'm really not. If I'm burning out on anything, it's work and the daily routine of it. As a consequence, blogging takes a backseat and even though I have things I want to write about, when I'm finally at the computer at a point where I can, I just don't have the energy or ambition to do it. Which is ironic, since what I'd really rather be doing is blogging/writing full time instead. But alas, I haven't yet (figured out how to) (gotten to the point where I can) make enough money doing that...

Posted by jon at 11:36 PM


June 2, 2005

Jake's influencing the news

...Jake of UtterlyBoring that is. He posted an item today about our local Wal-Mart being open 24 hours, mentioned it to Barney, and a story showed up on the Z21 news NewsChannel 21 this evening. Barney confirms it in the comments.

That's hot.

Posted by jon at 11:34 PM


June 1, 2005

June!

June already? Geez, where'd the time go? It's not like May wasn't a full month... some highlights:

  • Put together a monster swingset
  • Dental cleaning... with novocaine. I had two back teeth that needed periodontal work and scaling. Nasty stuff. My mouth was sore for days afterward.
  • The end of the TV season (I have another post on this sometime)
  • Beautiful, 80-plus degree weather... dampened (no pun intended) by massive flash flood inducing thunderstorms
  • We were more socially active than normal... we went to at least three barbecues, which is a lot for us

Hmm, that's all I can think of right now. June promises to be a busy month, too. There's a potluck at work tomorrow, a neighborhood BBQ on Friday, a kids birthday party on Sunday, our anniversary, a friend's college graduation, and more I'm sure.

Perhaps we should do a blogger get together this month?

Posted by jon at 11:28 PM


April 22, 2005

3 years!

Just a quick note, today is the three year anniversary of when I started this blog (April 22, 2002). It's also Earth Day, but this is more important :).

Kind of crazy to think it's already been three whole years... I guess I'll have to celebrate, somehow.

Posted by jon at 1:54 PM


April 16, 2005

The Bulletin's reference

I got a copy of Wednesday's Bulletin today (the Community Life section) that mentions my blog (see The Bulletin quoting my site?). The article is about both Reynolds Pond and Mayfield Pond, both east of Bend, as little-known oases in the desert. I wasn't quoted directly, but I got a paragraph:

Go to www.chuggnutt.com and you'll find a wistful description of Reynolds Pond written by a person who spent a lot of time out there as a child. On a return visit 12 years later, the author noted that several barren islands in the pond were now covered with vegetation.

That sounds about right. I don't know about spending "a lot of time out there" but I did write that I frequented the pond growing up, so that's fair, I guess.

Jim Witty, the Bulletin's travel writer (I think), wrote the article. When we used to get the paper, I enjoyed the accounts of Oregon and beyond he would write for the weekend travel section. Thanks, Jim!

Posted by jon at 11:56 PM


April 14, 2005

The Bulletin quoting my site?

We don't get the Bend Bulletin anymore, so I missed this, but apparently yesterday the Bulletin ran an article in their Community section (which they don't post online) wherein they quoted my blog on the subject of Reynolds Pond (with attribution—to my blog, but not to me by name). I found out today when my mom told me about it, and then someone at work told me they saw it, also.

I'll get a copy, and I'll definitely comment on it when I do, but in the meantime, has anyone else seen this?

Posted by jon at 8:35 PM


April 11, 2005

Not much to speak of

Don't have much to write about. Okay, that's not totally true; I've got some things I want to write about, but they'll run long and that's not really what I feel like doing at nearly 11:30 at night. The topics? You'll see why I'd run long:

  • Evolution
  • Ebooks
  • Reviews of some regular books I'm reading

So instead, tonight, I'll stick with the mundane things that tend to bore the hell out of people...

We steam cleaned the carpet this last weekend. It's amazing how much dirt and pet hair had accumulated in the ten months we've been living here. Amazing and gross. Makes me want to get rid of all the pets.

This next weekend we need to dethatch the lawn and try to restore parts of it. I hate lawn maintenance. Makes me want to get rid of all the grass.

The week before last, when I was sick, it turned out I had a bronchial sinus infection. I ended up getting antibiotics to get rid of it, which is something I almost never have to do.

I've been teaching my five year old to play checkers. She's got a good grasp of the rules, though needs to learn strategy and how to see the big picture. I'm pretty impressed by how quickly she picked it up, though. I have a feeling the strategy part will come to her pretty fast and then I'll be frustrated at how I get beat every time :)

Posted by jon at 11:38 PM


March 30, 2005

Now with categories!

Maybe some have noticed this, but I finally got around to making my weblog archives by category publically viewable; you can view the summary list here. Yes, that's a lot of categories; I model my system after The Open Directory Project's. And no, I don't have all my weblog entries there; there's a bunch that I made before I started categorizing. The list will grow as I assign the old stuff.

And you're not seeing the true hierarchy like ODP does, for simplicity's sake I'm just showing the final category each entry sits in. And I tend to multi-categorize, too, so posts may show up under several. Anyway, it's a whole new way to datamine my site. Enjoy.

Posted by jon at 4:48 PM


Okay, here's my update

I've been sick all week. Starting last Thursday, in fact. The weird thing is I never get sick like this. It's very odd. Started out like I was coming down with the flu or something, joints and muscles all achy, pressure in the head building up intolerably. That was last Thursday, so Friday I spent about an hour and a half at work and then came home and slept (also something I never do).

Over the weekend it moved into a head/lung cold. Like a sinus infection, so while my nose didn't run much like a headcold would, the pressure in my sinuses was such that rolling my eyes too much in their sockets would hurt. And I had a deep cough, so that my lungs hurt when I coughed but not much of anything would come up—not a wet cough, though occasionally I'd cough up some phlegm.

This week it's lessened, but I'm still low on energy and fighting it. The pressure in my head is pretty much gone but I still have a cough, wetter now and I cough junk up.

Sleeping fine for the most part; I've been taking aspirin before bed (tried some fake Sudafed Sunday night, but totally didn't like the way it messed up my sleep and dreams). I've seriously considered seeing the doctor several times, and then I start to feel better enough to drop the notion.

So that's what's going on with me.

Posted by jon at 4:39 PM


March 24, 2005

Light posting

Sorry for the light posting lately. I've just been swamped at work and busy with sick kids at home and not really feeling like writing anything. I'm still swamped at work but of course I'm taking a minute to blog this :).

Posted by jon at 3:24 PM


March 15, 2005

552

Wow. I just did a quick check and found that, counting this post, I've made 552 entries here on this blog. I had no idea I'd written that much... that's kind of scary.

Posted by jon at 4:24 PM


March 8, 2005

Comments were down, now back up

Jake clued me in to the fact that anyone trying to add comments here was getting big, ugly PHP error message. D'oh! I figure it's been down for three days, when I was last futzing around with blocking comment spam. Go figure. But on the bright side, I haven't gotten any comment spam for three days.

Posted by jon at 8:54 PM


March 3, 2005

Now under a Creative Commons License

As promised, I've changed this site's copyright to a Creative Commons license; specifically, an Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 license. What this means is, anyone is free to make derivative works of my stuff, or to copy, distribute, display, and perform it, so long as they give me credit, distribute the resulting work only under a license identical to this one (if they alter, transform, or build upon this stuff), and not use the work for commercial purposes.

Basically, in English, this clears up any copyright legal issues that might arise with things like aggregators or the Google Toolbar that reuses/remixes my content. I may try out different CC licenses from time to time, but for the most part I think it's covered.

Posted by jon at 11:24 PM


January 28, 2005

Blog desert

Yeah, I know, but I just haven't felt the need to blog much of anything lately. My ambition to post has waned, and the empty stretches between entries grow larger... It won't last forever, though. I know this much.

Meanwhile, Central Oregon has been experiencing unseasonably warm weather, and they're saying it's going to be a drought year because there's been no snow. Not that I mind the springlike weather overly much, but could we at least wait until it's spring? I like having seasons, and it seems vaguely ridiculous to be washing the car by hand in January (which I did last weekend).

Damn global warming. :)

Posted by jon at 11:56 PM


January 12, 2005

Null

Gah, there's nothing worse than sitting here trying to think of something to write, and getting nothing. I have some ideas for things, but nothing that seems particularly illuminating while I'm sitting here tonight. I just got tired of seeing too many days going by on that calendar there on the right and felt like I should write something down.

Interesting; look at my post from January 9th of last year. It's very nearly the same.

Posted by jon at 12:07 AM


January 5, 2005

Jury duty recap

Jury duty was interesting—I skirted being on a DUI trial by that much. How it works is about 30 people show up for the jury summons. Of those, 12 are randomly selected and interviewed. I was one of the 12. Several potential jurors were excused, and after an hour of jury interviews they finally selected the final six.

Two things stand out. First, the courtroom was cold, like air conditioning was on or something. (Hello, it's like 20 degrees outside!) Second, the defense attorney was just a kid, a young guy who looked like he'd just graduated from law school. He spent a good 45 minutes interviewing us, and asking the randomest, strangest questions. Total newbie.

I don't have to go tomorrow, and I don't know yet about Friday. After that, I'm done for whenever I get summoned again. Mark off another milestone in life.

Posted by jon at 11:28 PM


January 4, 2005

Jury Duty

Yup, that's what I got tomorrow. Never been summoned for jury duty before, so I'm anxious to see what it's like, but I hope I don't end up on some big trial or a sequestered jury or anything like that.

Posted by jon at 11:05 PM


January 2, 2005

2004 Zeitgeist

In the spirit of the Google Zeitgeist, I've pulled together some interesting stats from chuggnutt.com for the year 2004. On to it!

  • Number of blog entries: 306
  • Approximate total number of words: 45,537
  • Average words per blog entry: 148.8
  • Total visitors: 242,433 (includes bots, spiders, aggregators, all that junk)
  • Average visitors per day: 687
  • April was the most active month, as LiveJournalers found my Matrix Name page; April 1 alone showed 6,122 visitors
  • Most popular phrases people searched this site for:
    • matrix name
    • matrix
    • mysql
    • html2text
    • ebooks
    • php
    • amazon
    • kermit
    • netoffice
    • black butte porter
    • sony
    • spokane
    • beer
  • Most popular phrases people entered on search engines to get here:
    • free palm ebooks (and tons of variants on this and "palm reader," "pdb reader," "palm ebooks," etc.)
    • boba fett
    • matrix name
    • scary picture
    • darth maul
    • kermit the frog
    • what's in a name
    • name generator
    • html to text conversion
    • a-team movie
    • zach braff blog
  • Internet Explorer accounts for about 62% of all traffic. Mozilla/Netscape, about 14%. Blog- and RSS-related "browsers" are running at about 17-20%.
  • People made 566 comments on this site (not counting comment spam I deleted).

Interesting year! Can't wait to see how 2005 will shape up.

Posted by jon at 11:14 PM


December 23, 2004

Happy birthday to me!

Yeah, a straight-up ego/vanity post. I'm off from work today, the first day of a five-day weekend. How's everyone else's day going? :)

Posted by jon at 1:22 PM


December 11, 2004

This week

Yes, I'm finally back posting. It's been a week.

The eye surgery went very well, as good as it could have gone, and except for red eyes, you wouldn't even know our son had surgery. The only real issue we've had is a bit of a struggle when we give him his eye medicine (topical ointment). Other than that, everything went through with flying colors.

Coming back from Portland Wednesday we ran into some snow and a short delay on the Santiam Pass. Right about at the summit, in the worst of the snow, traffic was backed up on a corner because somewhere up ahead (out of sight) a truck or snowplow or something had apparently spun out. Otherwise it was a fairly uneventful drive.

Thursday and Friday were catch-up days at work, and it didn't help that I had my employee review Thursday morning (nearly two hours shot) and the annual company meeting Friday (the entire first half of the day gone). So I'm still behind on some stuff and that won't go away as I have six more days off this month (three holiday days and three vacation days). Incidentally, my review went fine.

Did some Christmas shopping today. Picked up a few things, need to get more. We have "Secret Santa" at work next week and I have two of five gifts so far.

And to top it all off, my right wrist is hurting like a son-of-a-bitch. All going blind jokes aside, it's been sore all week and since yesterday it's just killing me; I don't know if it's onset carpal tunnel or a pinched nerve or what, but the source of the pain seems to be the base of the thumb joint at the wrist, and I can't make much of a fist nor grip anything with any strength. Nor is there really a full range of motion without it being painful. Typing is not terrible, but not great. Gah. Must be getting old.

Posted by jon at 10:40 PM


December 6, 2004

In Portland

Sitting in the Red Lion Inn at the Convention Center in Portland tonight; we'll be here for the next couple of days. Not a pleasure or casual visit, though; tomorrow our son (he's three) has corrective eye surgery for esotropia.

It'll be his second such surgery (our daughter, who's five, has also had two eye surgeries). It's simultaneously a minor and a major surgery; minor because there's nothing being transplanted, or amputated, or anything like that, and major because he will still be fully anesthetized and getting the full surgical "treatment."

The gory details? The lateral muscles of the eyes—those attached to the sides—are moved forwards or backwards on the wall of the eyeball to correct the respective alignment problem. Yes, this involves removing them from where they attach and sewing them onto a new location. Freaky? You bet, but at the same time utterly amazing at what can be accomplished in this day and age.

Anyway, that's the latest in case blogging gets light the next couple of days. (Though tonight I'm blogging a bit.)

Posted by jon at 10:27 PM


December 1, 2004

December 1st

December is upon us already. Bust out your advent calendars (we did), hang your wreaths (we did), Christmas is a mere 24 days away. Was Thanksgiving really less than a week ago? Jeez, having this cold must be screwing with my sense of time.

I made my traditional fruitcakes over the weekend. Really! I (loosely) follow a recipe from an older Betty Crocker cookbook, it's better than most modern fruitcake recipes I've seen, and I wrap the fruitcakes in brandy-soaked cheesecloth to mellow for a month (or more, depending on when I make them). That's the secret, soaking in brandy and aging. I love my fruitcakes. You would, too. Maybe tomorrow I'll post the recipe I use.

Gotta gear up for more holiday baking, too. Gingersnaps, sugar cookies (shaped and cutouts), fudge, at least. I remember one thing my mom used to make for the holidays: dates stuffed with almonds and cream cheese and rolled in powdered sugar. Awesome! More work than I want to take on right now, though.

Mmmmmmmm, December.

Posted by jon at 11:43 PM


November 27, 2004

20 pounds

I hope everyone had a pleasant Thanksgiving this year. Ours was, except for the fact that I was sick. Nothing serious, I just came home from work early Wednesday totally drained, achy, throaty—all the usual signs of the flu. Went to bed for awhile, got up for dinner (soup), went to bed early. Took much medicine. Slept poorly, but fortunately it "merely" turned into a troublesome cold. (This is the latest I've been up since Tuesday, and I won't be up for much longer.)

We had a small group for Thanksgiving this year—just us and my mom. Despite that, we still had a 20 pound turkey to roast for some insane reason. That thing was a monster. It's still a monster, sitting in the fridge waiting to be carved... but it was delicious.

Okay, enough for tonight. Gotta go cough some more before bed.

Posted by jon at 11:19 PM


November 15, 2004

Bloggers at McMenamins

Looks like this Thursday the 18th will be the next Bend/Central Oregon Bloggers get-together, at the new McMenamins Grand Opening at the Old St. Francis School. We (my wife will be joining us this time) should be there sometime between six and seven o'clock, but I don't know where we'll be meeting anybody, as it might be kind of crazy.

Posted by jon at 11:51 PM


November 8, 2004

The weekend in Portland

I'm pleased to report that Portland is still where it's supposed to be. Or at least, it was when we left on Sunday, I can't really speak for any time after that.

We stayed at the downtown Residence Inn over the weekend, which despite being located right next to I-5 is a rather nice hotel. Our room had been upgraded to a two-bedroom suite at no charge after my wife told them the sob story about our miserable night in Stockton next to the freeway, so we ended up with two full bathrooms, three TVs and a full kitchen. They have a very good breakfast for guests, beyond the typical continental breakfasts of juice and muffins you usually see. The only drawback (aside from the freeway) was that they have road work and construction of some kind going on literally all around the hotel, so getting in and out is a hassle and confusing at first.

No WiFi in the rooms, though. They do have high speed internet access, but it's ethernet-based and sadly, I don't have a card for that in the laptop. So be warned.

Oh, the other thing was that I forgot to take my own pillow with me; I can't stand hotel pillows and just have the hardest time getting a good night's sleep with them. I figure I must be getting old.

Took the kids to see "The Incredibles" and then to Chuck E. Cheese's on Saturday. "The Incredibles" was fantastic; my next entry will be about that. Chuck E. Cheese's, well, it's been awhile since I'd been there, so I'd forgotten just how crazy that place is. Like Vegas for kids, as my friend Justin said. I'll probably let another year or two or three pass before I take the kids again :).

Posted by jon at 10:02 PM


November 5, 2004

Gone this weekend

Off to Portland this weekend. I may be online—we're taking the laptop with the wireless card—but may not be, either; sometimes it's nice to unplug.

Posted by jon at 8:46 AM


October 30, 2004

Crappy tech service

Don't bother buying a Brother printer. I helped to set up a new one today and, get this, it didn't come with any type of interface cable. No USB, no parallel cable, nothing. It even says so on the quickstart instructions. WTF? Is that stupid or what?

Speaking of stupid, or perhaps just stubborn, AOL apparently doesn't get the hint that we don't need their service, and has called us several times. Of course, I brought this on myself—when we went to San Diego, I installed AOL (the free trial) on the laptop just in case we needed to get online and didn't have any other means of doing so. (Never needed it; we got a strong WiFi signal at my brother's place.) AOL is sure trying to master the hard sell. When I cancelled, the guy tried to resell me on AOL something like three times, even after I had explained that I didn't need it and already have broadband access. Must be following the "three NOs before you go" rule. They sure aren't gaining any favor at our house.

Posted by jon at 12:11 AM


October 25, 2004

No, I'm not dead

I guess I'd better blog something before people think I'm dead. Well, not totally: I've been posting to The Brew Site, so it's not a total wash.

So let's see, what to blog about... this looks interesting: National Novel Writing Month. Write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days. I've almost half toyed with the idea of doing this. Almost.

Quick post over! Nothing more to see here. Move on about your business...

Posted by jon at 11:50 PM


October 6, 2004

Bloggers this evening

We had a blogger get-together at the Cascade Lakes Brewery again this evening, it was a lot of fun and more of us showed up. I'm tired so there'll be a more detailed post later, but here's a short version: Simone brought Swiss chocolate. Dane wants a video game based on smashing Coke cans with a sledgehammer. Kasey can't read blogs at work. Jesse never played Donkey Kong before tonight.

Actually, there was a lot more going on. More later.

Posted by jon at 11:34 PM


October 4, 2004

Back to it

Yes, we're back from our vacation to SoCal. Actually, we got back yesterday and today was back to work and routine, but I just wasn't quite ready to "return" to the blog, as it were.

It was a good trip, but tiring. San Diego is a neat city, but in general I wouldn't want to live in Southern California; there's too many people and too much traffic and it's just too big... I'd go nuts. And it's too damn expensive. I'm glad to be back in Bend.

I'll dole out travel stories gradually, rather than writing everything up in one giant blog entry. It's easier on everybody that way :)

Posted by jon at 10:03 PM


September 24, 2004

Vacation starts...

Vacation is about to start. Once I leave work, we're pretty much on the road, and while we're bringing a laptop, there's no guarantee I'll be online much, so this may be the last post for a while. Or not; I'll try to update from the road if I get the chance.

Au revoir!

Posted by jon at 3:45 PM


September 22, 2004

Magazine quote

I got an email today from someone from the online magazine Preservation Online wanting to get a quote from me about the Crane Shed demolition, since I wrote a bunch about it. Cool. I wrote back letting them know I'd be happy to give a quote, or they could just quote my blog. Since I haven't heard back from them, I assume they'll quote my blog.

Posted by jon at 11:47 PM


September 14, 2004

Roaches use Bloglines in the fall

Yikes, it would appear that I've taken a blogging hiatus. Not so. I guess time just sort of slipped away from me, and keeps slipping; I've got things to write about, I just always seem to be doing something else. So consider this the recap post for the past few days.

I've been playing with Bloglines as my primary newsreader/RSS aggregator, and I really, really like it. Very well done, the kind of web app that I'm totally envious of when I write web apps. The big plus is it's web-based, so I can comfortably read my RSS anywhere, not just on the one computer at home. Highly recommended.

Fall seems to have arrived a bit early here in Central Oregon. The weather forecast this evening indicated it would be in the mid 60s this week, and 54 degrees on Saturday. I have nothing against fall, but man, where'd the sunshine go?

Cold weather's not the only thing arriving; Simone saw a cockroach at Super Burrito in downtown Bend, Jake picked up the story and now everyone's anti-Super Burrito. Too bad, I liked eating there from time to time. Could be worse, though, we could all live back east or in the South where roaches are a way of life. We're pretty lucky overall.

Posted by jon at 12:10 AM


August 29, 2004

Al Fasoldt is at it again

Al Fasoldt is at it again, this time taking on Wikipedia. Remember him? Last year I blasted him for spreading FUD about web technology ("FUD Alert"), and then apologized this year for being so harsh ("Apology"). Well, now more people have caught on: tonight I read from this article on Boing Boing and this article on Joi Ito that Fasoldt has slammed Wikipedia and then taken the low road when someone called him on it: this article from Techdirt has the skinny:

Rather than take me up on the experiment, or suggest an alternative, he complained simply that the whole idea of Wikipedia was "outrageous," "repugnant" and finally (in another email) "dangerous," and therefore he refused to take part in my experiment. He told me that asking him to take part of an experiment that would show how Wikipedia corrected errors "wouldn't change the danger" of Wikipedia — and mentioned how important it was that teachers everywhere knew what a dangerous tool this was. After this email exchange, he came to Techdirt himself, and commented that, based on what he read here, he was disappointed in our educational system — and proceeded to misquote a poem.

...by refusing to back up his claims, by mis-stating or ignoring nearly everything I said to him and by resorting to misdirection in his arguments, personally, I find Mr. Fasoldt to be untrustworthy — but I suggest you make your own judgment call on that one.

Now, I'll be fair, I read Fasoldt's original article that kicked this off, and I didn't find it problematic. A little FUD-ish, but hey, that's what he does. It could've stayed civil and turned into a good future article for him. But all this followup?

Well, I'm just sayin'.

Posted by jon at 12:08 AM


August 22, 2004

Perils of domesticity

I don't know what it is about this weekend, but here's a few items illustrating the pitfalls of owning a home and raising a family:

Saturday evening I noticed that the dryer had died. More specifically, that the drum belt had broken; the dryer would run, but the drum wouldn't turn. So I spent most of this morning figuring out how to open the thing up, then buying a new belt and figuring out just how to fix it and put it all back together again. (You'd think a belt would be easy or intuitive to replace. If you're like me, you'd be wrong.) Joy. It works, though.

The event that led up to me discovering the dryer wasn't working? My son, our youngest, was sick; he ate only a bite or two of dinner, then went to lie down on the couch. Which he then threw up on. But it wasn't just the bite or two of dinner he threw up; it was lunch, too. So, I got to interrupt my dinner to clean up vomit from the couch. It was also on a throw pillow, which I cleaned, and was going to put in the dryer—and discovered the problem with the dryer.

Same kid, twice over this past week, has set off his Tickle Me Elmo in the middle of the night (5:10-ish the first time, 2:10-ish the next time). Nothing's quite as freaky as waking up in the dead of night out of a deep sleep hearing Elmo saying, "Elmo's not ticklish there! Tickle Elmo again!"

Posted by jon at 11:58 PM


August 5, 2004

Bits and pieces

Odds and end, bits and pieces tonight.

Looks like the Bulletin article won't be appearing Friday (tomorrow). Nobody knows when for sure. I'll post here when I find out.

Interestingly, the guy who interviewed us for the story on blogs now has a blog: Drunk with Ink. Cool!

Tonight on a whim I set up my old Sega Genesis game system, and introduced the kids to it. They seem quite taken with Sonic the Hedgehog, although they really can't work the controls very well.

Posted by jon at 11:52 PM


July 6, 2004

4th of July Recap

We had a good 4th of July here, the weather was beautiful, the fireworks were grand and it was fun in general. I took the kids to the Pet Parade, while my wife and mother visited the gem show in Sisters. Afterwards we drank beer, barbecued hamburgers and set off fireworks for the kids in the cul-de-sac.

We got invited to a neighbor's party down the street, which my wife and I visited for about a half hour after the kids went to bed. (Interesting illustration to me of one of the benefits of living in a "real" neighborhood community.) We came back home and watched the Pilot Butte fireworks from our new backyard for the first time in 5 or more years—that was pretty cool.

All in all, a good Fourth. Hope everyone else's was good, too.

Posted by jon at 11:34 PM


February 25, 2004

Back with links

Okay, yes, so I didn't write anything here last night, the first time since the beginning of the year that I missed a night. I actually felt a little guilty about that. Keeps me honest, I guess. Anyway, I'm back tonight with some links.

The first is Topix.net, courtesy of ongoing. On the front page, Topix appears to be a news site that aggregates the news from umpteen online sources. Ho-hum, Google News anyone? But the cool thing happens when you give it your zipcode to get local news; BAM! suddenly you get a page devoted to your city/region, and I have to say, the Bend, Oregon News page is one of the best local news pages I've seen online. Not just news, either; local weather, sports, resources, even Amazon bestsellers for Bend. Color me impressed.

And call me crazy, but I'd swear Topix was developed in PHP.

The next link is to BlogBinders, courtesy of Adam Curry. It's a site/service that will turn your blog into a bound book. Interesting. I remember quite a while ago reading an article on blogging where this idea was suggested, and I thought it was eye-opening. I wonder, though, that a lot of blog entries revolve around linking to other sites—I can't imagine this translates well to a book. Nor would I really want to read all my blog entries in book format—some are simply throw-away.

Third link is to A Californian's Conception of the Continental United States, courtesy of Utterly Boring. I just thought this was funny.

Posted by jon at 11:33 PM


April 22, 2002

First Blog Entry

It may be pretty raw, but here I am posting the first entry to this blog. It's a homegrown system I hacked out in about 2 days using PHP4 and a MySQL database.

Still a ton of things I'd like to do with this, given the time. I probably need to make it template-based, right now the HTML is hard-coded into the PHP, but that was a quick way for me to hack it out.

So, email me and tell me what you think!

Posted by jon at 12:47 PM