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The trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull came out today. See it here.

Of course, I could've embedded it here, too, but I thought I'd rather whet your whistle with screengrabs. More fun, too.

We popped the DVD of "The Incredibles" in for the kids tonight, and I swear, I can't not watch it when it's on. "The Incredibles" is pretty much at the top of my list for the best superhero movie out there. While it's tough to pin down exactly what makes it so good—I mean, they did pretty much everything right—I think one of the strongest points to the movie is that they don't bog it down with origin stories. They just present it to you with, "here's their world, they have superpowers, it doesn't matter how or where they got them."

They don't let the origins get in the way of the story, in other words. Almost every other superhero movie I can think of does.

I'll grant the exception to "Batman Begins." The whole point of that movie is the origin of Batman, and it's done so well that it's also on my list of top superhero movies.

Speaking of which, I watched the illicit trailer for its sequel, "The Dark Knight," online today. Even bootlegged, grainy, shaky-camcorder style footage doesn't stop me from thinking, Hot damn I want to see that movie. It's gonna be a really good Joker, I think.

What else is on my list? Um, "Mystery Men," I think. The first "Superman" movie. "Unbreakable" too, I think (it was so unconventional).

As for others, I'd have to weigh them carefully before I commit. You'll notice I'm not talking about "comic book movies" here—I'm considering the superhero genre, and some of them are based on comics, some aren't. At some point I'll compile and post my full list.

When I wrote the post about the G.I. Joe movie awhile back, I started ruminating over the apparent trend over the past few years of making movies based on 80's TV series. Like "Miami Vice" and "The Dukes of Hazzard."

It took awhile, but there is an "A-Team" movie in production, scheduled for a 2008 release. And I'm a little surprised someone hasn't taken up such obvious movie-fodder as "Airwolf" and "MacGyver." I mean, if ever there was an 80's show destined to be a movie, "Airwolf" is it.

It's when they start hitting the 80's cartoons that you realize they're desperate (or is that brilliant?)—like "Transformers" and the afore-mentioned "G.I. Joe." I got to thinking about what other noteworthy 80's cartoons to watch out for...

• Robotech: recently announced, possibly headed up by Tobey Maguire.
• He-Man: "Masters of the Universe" was made way back in 1987, with Dolph Lundgren as He-Man. That's apparently not stopping a new version (set for 2009) though: here's the IMDB page for it, and here's an article from May of this year.
• Voltron: There was some speculation that JJ Abrahms' weird "Cloverfield" movie was going to be Voltron, but that was debunked. However, someone else picked up the ball: a movie set for 2008 apparently; here's the super-secret IMDB page for it. More details here.
• Thundercats: Good grief, Esquire has an article about this that includes cast and everything. Who knew? (Ugh, it even mentions a "Care Bear" movie.) I got snookered! (See comment below.) Here's a real link to a "Thundercats" movie.
• Gummi Bears: Please, no.
• Smurfs: Please, no. (Alas, it looks like a CGI animated movie is set for 2008.)
• M.A.S.K.: None as far as I know.
• Thundarr the Barbarian: I'm getting Eclectic Old-School here. But a cartoon set on an apocalyptic, far-future version of the Earth? (Even the moon is split in two!) What's not to like? But no movie treatment as far as I know.

What's next?

Announced on Variety.com: a live-action G.I. Joe movie, to be released summer of 2009 and directed by Stephen Sommers.

Hasbro's Goldner said that the mythology of G.I Joe was fleshed out during the 1980s through 155 issues of Marvel Comics, as well as an animated TV series. There are about 30 core characters, good and evil, that can be exploited in films.

"Marrying Steve's vision with 25 years of this brand mythology feels like a great way to go forward," Goldner said.

While some remember the character from its gung-ho fighting man '60s incarnation, he's evolved. G.I. Joe is now a Brussels-based outfit that stands for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, an international co-ed force of operatives who use hi-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil organization headed by a double-crossing Scottish arms dealer. The property is closer in tone to "X-Men" and James Bond than a war film.

Brussels-based and more like an "X-Men" movie? I don't know, sounds like it could be weird. I guess that's what you'd expect from the guy who directed Van Helsing.

And I might be wrong, but reading over the Wikipedia G.I. Joe page, isn't the "double-crossing Scottish arms dealer" Destro? If they don't have Cobra Commander with the ultimate casting choice playing the role... man, I don't know. (Next fun diversion: picking the ultimate cast for the movie.)

I guess the time is ripe for this sort of thing. But yeah, I'm surprised it took this long, though on the other hand, I remember seeing a live-action G.I. Joe movie back in 1994...

Don't let the title completely fool you, this entry is a rant, as much as anything else. And don't think that I'm some sort of pop culture otaku; I'm usually behind the curve when it comes to such things, especially music.

But I seem to consume a fair amount of it anyway, and so here we are.

What do I really have to say about pop culture? Read on...

I saw the third X-Men movie on Saturday, and while I don't think it's as good as the previous two movies, I rather liked it. It won't classify as a great movie, but it was certainly enjoyable.

So what follows is my review... although it's less of a "review" than just a general geeking-out about things. And there are definitely Spoilers ahead so be warned.

More...

I just had to point to this: The Top Ten Sci-Fi Films That Never Existed. You gotta love it when he opens the Star Wars section with:

Everyone remembers the exact moment when they realized that their Phanom Menace sandwich was filled with shit. For me, it was the scene on Tatooine where Qui-Gon is talking and Jar Jar is snatching fruit from the bowl with his tongue, eating like an insect. Annoyed, Qui-Gon reaches out and snatches his tongue out of the air and holds it in his fist while he talks. That was when I realized I was watching a cartoon.

Good stuff. Via... I actually don't remember where I first saw this. Oh well.

Sunday my dad and I took the kids to see Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. Hands down, the best movie I've seen this year. The story is funny and quirky, and the claymation is simply a delight to watch. And it's genuinely funny, which is rare in a movie these days; like my dad said, I haven't laughed so hard at a movie in a long time.

Amazon has a good deal on the first three Wallace and Gromit films on DVD. I've got a couple of them on videotape around here somewhere, but it sure would be nice to get a hold of this...

In other related news, a fire wiped out Aardman Animations over the weekend... destroyed nearly everything, including the props and sets from those first Wallace and Gromit films. That's rough.