Okay, this is getting crazy: my Burger King mask post is up to 236 comments, and there’s currently active discussion on where to find a Burger King mask online, and a guy named “John” is even making his own masks and selling them on eBay! In fact, I grabbed a couple of his pictures of… Continue reading The King has a posse
Category: Humor
Black metal humor
I ran across this last night, and it’s the funniest thing, hands down, than I’ve read in awhile: Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time. Picked it up via Boing Boing, and it’s totally, utterly random. Vulgar as hell, too, but that’s part of what makes it so funny. Disclaimer: I don’t… Continue reading Black metal humor
Leeroy Jenkins!
My brother sent me this video the other day, and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile (you have to be nerdy to really appreciate it though): Leeroy Jenkins (Windows Media File, 5MB). I’ve been laughing over it for days. It’s a clip from the World of WarCraft multiplayer online game, of a group… Continue reading Leeroy Jenkins!
Sheepherders
A coworker emailed me this today. It’s a classified ad that appeared in the Bulletin on Sunday. Anyone looking for a career change? Want to get out of the high stress, tight deadlines and sedentary lifestyle of the technology industry? Sheepherder with 3 months of experience. Immediate Openings Available. Attends sheep grazing on range or… Continue reading Sheepherders
Poker (or Wil Wheaton) doesn’t make it right…
I don’t care if it’s poker terminology or not, the expression “bluffing into the nuts” is just so, so wrong. It’s simply the gayest phrase ever.
Pimp name
Get your pimp name right here. This is classic! Here’s some of what it gave me: Suede Jon Shmoove Pimp Daddy Jon Wicked Trick Magnet J. Ice Stealth Maestro J. Glide Delicious Jon Wicked Via ongoing.
Goofy Burger King job flyer
Last weekend as a treat we picked up Burger King for lunch. To go. When we got home, inside the bag we found this incredibly poorly done “help wanted” flyer. It’s so bad it’s funny! So of course, I had to scan it in and post it here. Enjoy! (Click to see larger version)
Our local Jedi
It was inevitable, I guess: Bend has its local Star Wars superfans who dressed up in costumes and lined up outside the theater for the premier of “Revenge of the Sith” last night. I know this not because I was there, but because Z21‘s Christian Boris (one of the weather guys) did a live broadcast… Continue reading Our local Jedi
Treknobabble on Slashdot
In the science fiction world, “technobabble” refers to the use of technical or scientific jargon strung together so that to listeners unfamiliar with the language, it sounds like made-up nonsense. When relating to Star Trek, a derivative and more derogatory concept shows up: “treknobabble,” which, in the words of Wikipedia, “is used humorously by fans… Continue reading Treknobabble on Slashdot
INTJ
My friend Kerry at work had a bunch of people take the Jung Typology Test to determine personality types and see how well they applied to the real world. I’m not really sure why, perhaps as a group-building exercise. Whatever the reason, they’ve been good for a laugh, but the best part is the analysis… Continue reading INTJ