Category: Online

  • Search terms I rank well for

    Last week my company sent me and three co-workers to Simi Valley, California for a three-day training course with Bruce Clay. Bruce Clay, if you didn’t know (and likely you don’t; it’s pretty niche) is a Search Engine Optimization specialist and the training was, naturally, for SEO.

    It was actually pretty worthwhile and interesting, despite my skepticism of SEO. But for purposes of this post, it got me thinking as to what search terms my three blogs rank well for on Google. Here’s a preliminary list:

    • bandage man: #1 (chuggnutt.com)
    • bill gates house: #2 on Google Images (chuggnutt.com)
    • matrix name generator: #1 (chuggnutt.com)
    • cowboy dinner tree: #2 (chuggnutt.com)
    • smoke alarm beeping: #4 (chuggnutt.com)
    • pumpkin ale recipe: #1 (The Brew Site)
    • pumpkin ale: #2 (The Brew Site)
    • budweiser american ale: #7 (it was #3 at one point) (The Brew Site)
    • simcoe hops: #1 (The Brew Site)
    • best cheap beer and cheap beers: #1 (The Brew Site)
    • beer online: #5 (The Brew Site)
    • pumpkin patch bend oregon: #2 and #3 (Hack Bend)
    • kbnz: #2 (Hack Bend)
    • 92.7 fm bend: #1 and #2 (Hack Bend)
    • free kibble: #4 (Hack Bend)
    • three creeks brewery: #3, #4 and #5 (The Brew Site and Hack Bend)
  • One of those ideas I wish I’d thought up

    The Mount Rushmore Of… is a new blog that is one of those obvious-in-hindsight ideas I wish I’d thought up, because it satisfies the “Top X List” jones of twitchy web surfers everywhere.

    Everyone knows what Mount Rushmore is, right?  Mount Rushmore is a National Memorial featuring the sculptures of the heads of the most influential Presidents of the first 150 years of the United States.  The Mount Rushmore Of takes that same principle and asks the question of who’s head should be carved in stone for other subjects, like:

    • Who is on the Mount Rushmore of Baseball?
    • Who is on the Mount Rushmore of Punk Rock?
    • And so on…

    Debate encouraged. Naturally.

    Incidentally, Neal Stewart, the mastermind behind it, also writes the highly entertaining Turkey Sandwich Report. Oh yeah, he works in beer, too—a marketer, but I don’t hold that against him.

  • twitter, anywhere.fm

    I finally broke down and have been checking out a couple of Web 2.0 apps the past few days. Sooner or later I’ll catch up and be trendy. Maybe.

    twitter

    Okay, so what’s the big deal exactly? I guess it’s kind of like micro-blogging, which seems interesting. You can use the service on your cell phone, via SMS, if you’re into that kind of thing (I’m not). And I have yet to "follow" enough people to make it compelling. But hey, you never know. My profile is here, so you can check it out, follow me, whatever.

    Anywhere.FM

    This sounded interesting when I read about it: they host your music library for you, and it’s available, er, anywhere via a browser with an internet connection. Basically, like iTunes only hosted on the web and accessible from any computer. I’m not a die-hard music guy, but if nothing else this is a good service to put my MP3s on, and so far it’s free and unlimited.

    (Oh yeah, it also has friend lists and free music and that whole social networking aspect… maybe you can listen to friends’ music? Not sure yet.)

    Only, it’s basically one big Flash app and seems buggy yet; one day last week the thing kept restarting itself for "updates" in the middle of the day, so was basically unusable. Beta software, I guess, but it seems to work well (when it works) and the music sounds fine. It has promise, but I can’t help but wonder what’s going to happen when the other shoe drops and it’s no longer free and unlimited. Which we all know is inevitable, right? Right?

  • Further evidence that we live in the Matrix

    As seen on Slashdot: Dreams Actually Virtual Reality Threat Simulation? (Follow through; it’s trippy.)

    I knew there was a reason I was dreaming about [insert sufficiently goofy dream topic here]!

  • Domian name paranoia

    Over the year I’ve seen a number of domain names that I was interested in get picked up by someone else and often wondered what’s to stop someone or some bot (perhaps at the whois/registrar site itself) from scanning people’s searches for domain names and registering them. After all, those searches at minimum appear in server logs, so somewhere there’s a record of the domain names you’re interested in, and these could be weighted based on how often you check them—so a domain name that might seem "hot" could get grabbed before you get your chance.

    Sound paranoid? Tonight this Slashdot article outlines this very scenario. The original article that Slashdot points to calls these people(?) "domain tasters" and claims that there are severe leaks in the domain name system. And that’s it’s been going on for quite awhile.

    Slightly more paranoid than me. Something to think about, though.

    On a slightly related note, does anyone else have a hard time taking ".info" domains seriously? (Or any other non .com, .net, .org domains, for that matter…) Right now GoDaddy has them available for $2.99, which is killer cheap, but it seems almost like… I don’t know, like giving up, maybe. Or am I just being elitist?

  • It’s not me…

    Before I get asked by anybody: No, the person who signed "Chuggy" to the "Web Rant" section at the bottom of page 5 of the latest issue of The Source is not me.

    I feel the need to preemptively clarify this because my own wife asked if that was me.

    So there you have it. Ain’t me. I’d sign either "Jon" or "Chuggnutt," never "Chuggy."

  • Simulated reality

    This article from the NY Times (link is good at the moment, though I’m not sure it won’t disappear behind some paywall at some point and be inaccessible) covers the sufficiently weird theory/philosophy proposed by Nick Bostrom that we are likely (actually, almost mathematically certainly) living inside a computer simulation.

    (“Living” wouldn’t quite be the correct term, of course.)

    It’s a theory I’ve encountered before, though the NY Times does a good job of simplifying it and squirting it out into the public consciousness:

    You couldn’t, as in “The Matrix,” unplug your brain and escape from your vat to see the physical world. You couldn’t see through the illusion except by using the sort of logic employed by Dr. Bostrom, the director of the Future of Humanity Institute at Oxford.

    Dr. Bostrom assumes that technological advances could produce a computer with more processing power than all the brains in the world, and that advanced humans, or “posthumans,” could run “ancestor simulations” of their evolutionary history by creating virtual worlds inhabited by virtual people with fully developed virtual nervous systems.

    Some computer experts have projected, based on trends in processing power, that we will have such a computer by the middle of this century, but it doesn’t matter for Dr. Bostrom’s argument whether it takes 50 years or 5 million years. If civilization survived long enough to reach that stage, and if the posthumans were to run lots of simulations for research purposes or entertainment, then the number of virtual ancestors they created would be vastly greater than the number of real ancestors.

    There would be no way for any of these ancestors to know for sure whether they were virtual or real, because the sights and feelings they’d experience would be indistinguishable. But since there would be so many more virtual ancestors, any individual could figure that the odds made it nearly certain that he or she was living in a virtual world.

    I don’t know about this “virtual ancestors” scenario necessarily—I mean, why not just run a simulation for the heck of it, a là The Sims or something? The author considers that:

    And if owners of the computers were anything like the millions of people immersed in virtual worlds like Second Life, SimCity and World of Warcraft, they’d be running simulations just to get a chance to control history — or maybe give themselves virtual roles as Cleopatra or Napoleon.

    Anyway. I followed this up by finding Simulated reality on Wikipedia, which contains a rundown of Bostrom’s theory as well as broad coverage of others. Interesting stuff, and it got me thinking as to how one would go about determining whether one lives in a computer simulation.

    (As a start, consider how one might determine whether or not one is dreaming. After all, dreams are a type of simulated reality, no?)

    Of course, it all hinges on whether or not consciousness itself is a computable phenomenon. I’m a little torn on that question; I certainly think the brain is a computational entity of some sort—Steven Pinker’s How the Mind Works is an excellent book, by the way—but does that make consciousness computable as well, or something more? Or is it merely an illusory side-effect of some process? Or is it ultimately indeterminable?

    From a science fictional standpoint, I like the idea of the brain being an advanced quantum computer of some sort, with whatever wackiness extending from that. That’s probably neither here nor there, but I just wanted to throw that out there.

    Hmmm… I guess it doesn’t all hinge on the computability of consciousness.

    Would the simulations (ie, us) becoming aware that they are a simulation qualify as becoming “self aware” in the “real world”? I mean, we have a term for it when a computer program does: Strong Artificial Intelligence. (Okay, that’s theoretical too, since we don’t currently have Terminators or a Data running around.) Does “self awareness” count if it’s only theoretical and there’s no way to prove it?

    Good thoughts. Random, but good.

  • Housecleaning

    My goodness, I’ve certainly been neglecting this site. Most of my blogging energy has focused on The Brew Site and Hack Bend, but I’ve also been neglecting other areas of this site—the projects page in particular needed cleaning up, and I needed to catch up on PHP code fixes for my HTML2Text class and Word Stemmer class that people had sent me over the past year or so.

    So I spent some time yesterday doing just that. There’s really not much to see if you’re simply here for the blogging portion of the site, but in case you were here looking for my PHP code or were one of the people who were nice enough to email me fixes for the bugs, I’ve gotten that stuff updated (and thanks to the suggesters).

    In the meantime I’ll see what I can do about the writing portion of the site—ie, the blog. I certainly have no intention of retiring it but that’s sure what appears to be happening… so no no, not gonna happen, I shall start making more effort to write regularly here again. And perhaps tweak the site design around a bit. I mean, it’s only been…

    …holy hell, it’s been five years? How on earth did I let that anniversary pass by without comment or celebration or something? Back on April 22nd, this was…

    Whoa.

  • Top hated internet words

    Not surprisingly, I had to comment on this.

    Topping the list of words most likely to make web users “wince, shudder or want to bang your head on the keyboard” was folksonomy, a term for a web classification system.

    “Blogosphere”, the collective name for blogs or online journals, was second; “blog” itself was third; “netiquette”, or Internet etiquette, came fourth and “blook”, a book based on a blog, was fifth.

    “Cookie”, a file sent to a user’s computer after they visit a website, came in ninth, while “wiki”, a collaborative website edited by its readers, was tenth.

    I can only really get behind two on this list: “blogosphere” and “folksonomy”. I’d never heard of “blook” until now, and I’ll continue to pretend it doesn’t exist.

    I hate “blogosphere”, and I hate more that I’ve actually used it in conversation and writing. “Blog” I’m good with. I love “blog”. “Blog” is succinct, and people pretty much know what it means. “Blogosphere”, on the other hand, is just… is just… yeah. How about just “online community” instead?

    I thought “folksonomy” was dumb the first time I saw it, and I continue to pretend it doesn’t exist. Fortunately, its use seems to have dropped off significantly.

    “Wiki” I like, too. Great word. Even better than “blog”, as far as I’m concerned. I don’t get the the hate here.

    “Netiquette” and “cookie”? Seriously? Man, those ships have sailed. Like, back in 1995.

  • Mahalo

    The tech and “Web 2.0” section of the blogosphere is all a-twitter over the alpha launch of the new “people-powered” search engine, Mahalo, by Jason Calacanis (of Weblogs, Inc. and Netscape-relaunch fame). I’ve been checking it out a bit, and have some comments…

    There’s definitely no mystery under the hood, technology-wise, here: it’s simply a locked-down wiki software. MediaWiki, in fact, the same wikiware used to run (and developed by) Wikipedia. Pretty smart, actually, because there’s no reinventing the wheel going on, and MediaWiki provides a really slick platform overall. Plus, it’s not like his other endeavors have been built on developing new tech—they have, in fact, been people-oriented and built upon existing technologies, which is what he seems to do best (and is successful at it).

    On the other hand, this is not a new idea: Mahalo is “guide” driven, by people who filter through the best results for top search terms and build pages for them. I can’t help thinking that this makes it just another About.com (at least, from the early days of About.com—a clone without all the cruft that About.com has accumulated over the years), or, even more apt, just another Open Directory Project (which pretty much has been doing the exact same thing for years).

    So I’m kinda split. I guess the real question is, “Would I use it?” And generally, the answer is no… since they’re only covering the top search terms, and not the esoterica that I’m often searching for (for which I primarily use Google), I don’t see it happening. I like the concept, though.