Didn’t catch most of the Oscars last night, nor did I really want to; I have no desire to sit through 3+ hours of drivel just to find out the only awards that really matter.

(For those keeping track, those are best picture, director, actor/actress, and supporting actor/actress. Best script and musical score are okay, too.)

Wouldn’t it be nice if the Academy Awards only consisted of these six awards? Then I’d watch them every year.

And of course, I missed Michael Moore entirely. That seems to be what everybody’s talking about. That and Eminem winning best song.