CSI:Miami one-liners

CSI:Miami is a pretty ridiculous TV show, and one of the things that makes it so is the opening one-liner. Often I will watch just long enough for this before leaving. They’re really cheesy and ballsy—Law & Order usually has the one-liner, but CSI:M really outdoes it. I blame David Caruso.

For a while now I’ve wished that someone would compile just the one-liners—I’d watch an hour of those—and it seems someone has. Without further ado, I present… the Endless Caruso One Liners:

Best thing I’ve seen this week.