My wife sent this story to me today, from the eBay forums. I thought it was pretty good. An old lady gets pulled over for speeding… Old Lady: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Old Lady: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Old Lady: I’d give it… Continue reading Speeding
Category: Humor
Scary Picture
This has got to be the scariest picture I’ve ever seen.
Church Sign Generator
This is too good: The Church Sign Generator. Obviously, I’m going to have way too much fun with this.
How to Win a Barfight
Another fun little tidbit reprinted from a friend’s daily “Survival” calendar. Most state laws stipulate that you may use sufficient force to stop the attack, but you may not deliver any sort of punitive retribution to your attacker. Knowing this may save you a costly trip to court. Attack the most sensitive areas of your… Continue reading How to Win a Barfight
You might be from the Northwest…
I found this document from February 2000 when going through some old files on the computer and thought it was funny; I think it originally came from some email humor. You might be from the Pacific Northwest if you… 1. Feel guilty about throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash. 2. Use the expression… Continue reading You might be from the Northwest…
Dilemma
I got this in email today, and I liked it. It’s probably making the rounds, but that’s okay. You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: An old lady who looks as if she is… Continue reading Dilemma
Survival Tips
A co-worker has one of those page-a-day calendars, where you tear off each day and it has some interesting content of some kind… normally, they’re comic strips, or trivia, or word-of-the-day things, but this one is a survival calendar. So it has things like “Today in survival history” and “Today’s Hero” and the best, various… Continue reading Survival Tips
I’m here all week, folks…
What with the recent talk over Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez getting married, I’ve heard speculation that she might take to calling herself “J. Aff”. I think they’ve got the wrong idea. She should take both surnames, hyphenated, so she’d be Jennifer Affleck-Lopez… or, you know: J. Aff-Lo. Hey, it could be worse, I could… Continue reading I’m here all week, folks…
Priceless
Now, if only someone could do something about those damn Dell Interns…