10 ways Dick Cheney can kill you

Okay, in light of all the Dick Cheney hijinks, I saw this on Boing Boing the other day and I finally succumbed. What can I say? This makes me want to laugh out loud every time I see it:

10 ways Dick Cheney can kill you

For the record, my favorites are “Telekinesis,” “Raining blows down upon you,” and “With his bare hands.”